Dont Masturbate and Drive

This genius got pulled over while watching porn and driving. I mean, c'mon? watching anything is bad, but trying to drive with all of the blood in your penis is just a bad, bad move.

Whats worse, people could see the video from the outside of the vehicle. If you HAVE to drive while masturbating, please get tinted windows!

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Posted: Sunday 29th August 2004, 8:24 PM By Boogie, from under his desk where its safe.

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