Strip Clubs

So a friend dragged me to a strip club earlier this week. I have to admit that it was... unusual.

First off the part of the world i live in says "no full nude" for alcohol serving bars. This place decided "fuck alcohol" and went full nude.

Cover was 6.00 bucks.

So the stage was duct taped up particle board.... seriously. The pole was some fiberglass pipe.

There were only about 10 or 15 guys there and about 6 girls. The funny part was how it worked though.

When you tipped a dollar along the edge of the stage, you generally got a little bump and grind for it. Most clubs you might get a small feel, or a kiss on the cheek. Here you got 30 seconds of high mileage entertainment. I was impressed.

Until i realized that I was third in line. The tow guys to the left of me were getting the same damned attention. Whatever was on their crotch got transferred to my crotch. Jesus.

I mean dont get me wrong, I dont have a problem with group sex, orgies or anything else. I'm just saying a woman who rides crotches for a dollar cant neccesarily be the cleanest person in the world. When she hops from man to man within a 5 second window.... ya know?

One of the girls shoved their ass right into my face 5 seconds after it was on some other guys crotch. I still tipped her. But frankly, I think that was a bit nerve racking.

I'd been here before though and this was a definate improvement. Lots of 6-7's girls and one 8. I was impresed.

Still, too cheap to get a private dance. :)

Posted: Friday 17th December 2004, 2:45 PM By Boogie, from under his desk where its safe.

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