The Aftermath: Janet Jackson's Boob > Terrorists

So, janet jackson showed her tit on prime time tv during one of the biggest television events of the year. Apparantly in a taped video she's admited that hey, it was all my idea fuck off.

Ok? So?

Worst Case Scenario. Lets iamgine you and your 14 kids were sitting around watching the superbowl, and for some ungodly reason they still dont know what a tit is. You have a super wide 51 inch HD television, and your kids noses are pressed up against the screen. That means, for an entire 3 seconds, almost 1 INCH of that screen had a boob on it, that was hidden behind a "nipple guard".

So, that's not likely the case though. It was more like 1 kid, and he doesnt give a fuck about football cause he's 9. So he's playing with his fingers or his feet or whatever spongebob toy you got him. He/Her has never heard of janet jackson, doesnt give a shit. What do you think the chances the kids around the world even SAW that?

And the adults? Come ON? are you that offended by a TIT? You fed on one for the first year of your life, get used to them. Your wife, or girlfriend or whatever has them. ITS A FUCKING BOOB. GET OVER IT.

Now, the ONLY complaint I logically see here is that the event was not "billed" as an adult event. I agree that if the event was rated "E" for everyone, or "G" for kids, then sure. Hey, you fucked up. But, what was the superbowl rated, CBS? Or was it even rated?

Overall, america is flipping out. Throwing a fit, over a superbowl titty. When was the lsat time there was this kind of excitement? When thousand of americans died in 9/11. Is Janets tit more important? IF you've been watching CNN in the past 3 days, I think you'll agree CNN sure thinks so.

Anyways, wake the fuck up. Its just a boob. I'm sorry your kid was in the same room watching his fingernails grow at the same time you saw this "SHOCKING" breast on the screen.

If i had to fucking guess, you'd be more allright had it been a 22 year old white girl. At least, I bet the pics would have been downloaded from my site a lot more.

And speaking of pictures, apparantly about 6,000 of you so far arent offended by janets pics, because you went for the biggest, highest res, closeup pic of that titty on my page. 6,000 downloads and rising. And all 6,000 of you probably either VOTED IN or DIDNT VOTE AGAINST one of the people who are part of this congressional investigation into the matter.

Not Like I voted either, I'm just saying. No judgement here kids. I'm a pornographer afterall.

Posted: Thursday 5th February 2004, 7:08 PM By Boogie.