Boogie’s Porn Blog

Apparantly one of my favorite tv-show characters had a guest apperance on the late show with david letterman. yes, it was peter griffin, the animated dad from “The Family Guy” and it was pretty funny;

watch it and lets discuss afterwards;

I got to thinking about his number 1 answer and he’s right, ya know. Porn is one hell of an american institution. Sure, a lot of the models are europoen these days since a lot of american women are pressing down on their bathroom scales pretty fucking hard, but its still american companies hiring them out and producing their stuff.

Its americans buying it too.

Oh and cheeseburgers are in fact delicious.

Today I found on youtube the infamous preview of the “kid rock sex tape”. yup you heard me right.

if for some reason you want to see this trashy redneck mother fucker getting it on in his trailer then, here ya go:

god help us all if the entire thing ever gets released.

Btw, that other moron in the video is Scott Stamp, ya know, that guy from that band creed. if you remember their short career as annoying earbleeders.

according to AVN news, there is still no release date for the recently acquired video. Read more at AVN news

Blackberry Brittany. Or is it britany? However you spell that name, one thing is certain, she’s that classicly shaped blonde girl the entire world likes to look at. Take a look at this:

Hot right? She’s adorable and we’re so glad to have her grace the front of boogie-blog.com!

Lets take a closer look at Blackberry Brittany and see what we can see

Blackberry Birttany in a yellow and black top
Blackberry Britany in a blue and white t-shirt
Blackberry Brittany showing off her large breasts
Summertime with Blackberry Brit must be nice take a look at that bikini!
Finally blackbery Brittany in and out of some soft white lingerie

Enjoy, I think you’ll like her quite a bit!

yup, that’s carmen electra tongue kissing the hell out of Victoria Silvstedt.

You guys remember a while back we covered a band called “buckcherry”. Now here is a band called “Eagles of Death Metal”. More myspace vidiots.

here is their latest video. It aint half bad

I dont know what it is about them and hot halfnaked women in their videos but I approve.

song is ok too I guess

Many places in this great nation have been raided for the sake of ‘decency’ to remove the ‘terrible scourge’ of pornography from the land.

Computer labs and ISPs, Larry Flynts offices and homes… but this is probably a first.

according to Buffalo News two suited men burst into a public library and made an announcement that you can no longer view pornography on the libraries computers.

This of course in the land of the free, in a state funded library.

The scene is the Little Falls branch of the Montgomery County Public Library in Bethesda, Md. Business is going on as usual when two men in uniform stride into the main reading room and call for attention. Then they make an announcement: It is forbidden to use the library’s computers to view Internet pornography.

As people are absorbing this, one of the men challenges a patron about a Web site he is visiting and asks the man to step outside. At this point, a librarian intervenes and calls the uniformed men aside. A police officer is summoned. The men leave. It turns out they are employees of the county’s department of Homeland Security and were operating way outside their authority.

Scary shit.

apparantly some folks like bad boob jobs, I think, or at least enjoy collecting the images of them in one place to help encourage you to punch your own eyes out.

Take a look at some of these monstrosities:

hell on earth right? If that girl I brought home had breasts like that I’d politely ask her to leave :/

more Bad Boob Jobs can be found at the bulletinboardforum.com amusing site, you’ll like it there. I do.

From the ‘too weird to ignore’ file in my Inbox, I got a letter about Neu Wave Hookers, a new porn movie of questional taste and realism, by Eon McKai.

It has a soundtrack by the folks at Team Fuck Ya! (who has a myspace profile, who knew?)

So yeah, porn neeeds a soundtrack. Sure the folks like snoop dog have taken a dip in the proverbial porn pool but with little to no interest to me. These guys however are a little more amusing.

I mean think about it, we have no less than 9023423 bands on myspace looking for work, why not get them to make us some porn sound tracks?

My only concern about Team Fuck Yeah! is that its clearly the only myspace.com page in existance without music on it and its one of the few that SHOULD.

File this one in the ‘disturbingly sick as shit’ file. In a recent kidnapping case in Iowa, a contract of “Wifely Duties” has emerged… this is one fucked up list:

The smoking gun has the contract of wifely duties all four pages.

At least she never signed the thing. If she had that’d send a chill up my spine :/

Details such as how long her pubic hair could be, the clothes she would wear, the places she would go, the things she ate… its all there.

That’s not just demanding, that’s completely apeshit insane. ladies if your man ever tries this bullshit cut off his balls.

Happy Valentines day from boogie blog.

What a better way to celebrate it than with roses and hot ladies and things in red?

Now ladies thats what you can get your man for the holiday

Do you watch american idol? Probably, since 230498234092834 people caught last nights episode.

If you did you probably met The Twins.

Well, good news, did you know that they did a Half naked layout for maxim magazine?

did you also know there is some Video of it?

I created a new blog recently, one that is a little different from ‘boogie-blog’. its a little more brass, insulting, rude, crude, and vile.

I really like being an asshole on the internet. I think you’ll like it too

Head over to Pornogomy for some weird, rude, crude, and mean porn!

you’ll be glad you did.

This is my first time using ‘youtube’ so lets see if it works, should see an embedded player here below.

“What fits in your crack? some even have sacks? the penis you dont have to blow!”

Its dildo! Its dildo!

OH MY GOD: Today on the internet A CHILD FOUND PORN???

ALERT THE MEDIA!~!~!!~

Hey parents, guess what? There is porn on the net. Watch what the fuck your kids are doing, k? k.

Put some parental blocks on there too btw, while you’re at it, cause it’ll keep the porn from popping up as soon as it realizes that its porn.

Here is the article:
Child finds porn instead of care-bears.com site. This is of course, inane, to be reporting but here we go anyways.

here is a list of things that the parent could have done to prevent this accidental exposure
1) surfed with her child instead of watching her soaps
2) typed in the url for her, or searched on the intertron for it for her
3) put the _FREE_ parental blocks on that come with windows
4) stop being a stupid cunt

honestly folks, and this is just one mans opinion, IF YOUR KID IS YOUNG ENOUGH TO WANT TO LOOK AT THE FUCKING CARE BEARS SITE THEY ARE TOO YOUNG TO SURF THE NET UNSUPERVISED.

Jenna jameson rode the sybian on howards stern, as we mentioned quite a ways back. Drunken stepfather has the audio for it as well as lots of pictures.

Jenna Jameson rides the sybian on howard stern

Directlink to the rapidshare audio can be found here:
Jenna Jameson on Howard Stern riding the sybian: Audio

Tired of surfing mindlessly through ebays auctions looking for pictures of half naked women trying to get a leg up on the competiton?

Well surf no more as a website on the internet has dedicated itself to doing this for you so you’ll never have to work another day to find auctions of things worn by hot women (if thats why you do it anyways).

Auction babez lists all the hot girls they find (or are submitted) on ebay, so you can find the amateur hotness with ease.

so whether its girls in Vintage t-shirts or just Dolls caught in coitus its all there!

Many of you may not know this but I met the love of my life at myspace.com. She’s a cute little girl who loves me dearly and treats me better than any other woman I’ve ever known.

I fucking love myspace.

Of course, while I was there, I got constant spam from strippers and whores and bitches and bands that wanted to get free publicity via the myspace system. Some of the strippers were cute, some of the bands were good, and I ignored most of them all together.

Today I get contacted by a representative of some fucking band via icq and he contacts me while I’m having my morning coffe. What would be my normal reaction? Not so swell

But hey, he asks me to take a look at a music video and informs me that
1) the band is on my space
2) the girls in the video are from myspace
3) I’m gonna love this video.

So I take a look and ya know what? I FUCKING LOVE IT

Watched it about 3 times. These guys are actually pretty good. If the music industry wasnt entirely fucked I’d expect to hear this song on the radio eventually. You wont tho, because clear channel and the FCC is scared of the word ‘fuck’.

But take a look at this video for fucks sake:
Crazy Bitch by Buckcherry - Its got TITTYS.

I love this current trend of “x rated” videos for the web. I think more bands should be doing it. Well, not all bands obviously, no one wants to see madonna naked again (no thx) and I’ll claw my fucking eyes out if someone subjects me to the guys from Blues Traveler shirtless.

But I digress go watch the video, spank one out to it, buy the album.

It is, Misogyny at its finest. Stop by their myspace while you’re at it and let em know what you think

Sharon stone naked, screenshots of Basic Instinct 2 can be found on the web.

For example:
The Feeding Tube has em

Lolllypopblowjobs.com… Yeah you heard that right.

Let me say it again clearly… Lolly Pop Blowjobs. Or is it Lolli pop? NO matter.

So, lets imagine you want to watch a girl sucking on something but you dont like to look at big bulbous naked cocks. I cant say I blame you.

Is this cockfree blowjob better?

I Personally think the idea of a candy sucker ejaculating on someone is at least… well, creepy.

But hey if it floats your boat then you’re in luck cause I got some galleries:
Girl sucking a lollypop
Lollypop Blowjob
Lollypop Cumshot
Denim skirt + lollipop blowjob

Seriously they’re not even naked. I dont know what the fuck is going on here. I’m actually scared a little. Hold me?

Is this porn for christians or something?

Everyone knows Jenna Jameson, but did you know she was on howard stern?

Did you know that she road a fucking machine (The Sybian) to orgasm on howard stern?

Did you know that it was probably hot as shit? but I”ll never know cause I didnt get to see it. But my friend over at daily hot girls has a photo of it, Jenna Riding The Sybian and by god its marvelous.

I never found her that hot but watching her ride that thing and knowing it was going out over satellite radio makes me swell with patriotic mucus.