Avril Lavigne’s New Breasts
Please welcome our guest editor for today, Avril Lavigne.
Hi, I’m Avril Lavigne. I used to make money by pretending to be punk but not so punk that I wasnt extremely marketable.
Well now that I got a shitload of money from that and Punk isnt so hot any more I’ve reinvented myself as a blonde jessica simpson wanna be. Case in point:
See? I have dyed my hair blonde and gotten myself a nice new set of tits. Now will you buy my music?
Please?
Coke is expensive 
Sincerely,
Avril Lavigne
P.s. boogie’s cock taste like candy! MMMMMMmmm
May 31st, 2006 at 1:50 pm
omg has she realy had a tit job?..seriously..omfg what a loser..ans she always said…that she wasnt a britany or jessica wannabe lmao.stupid girl
June 5th, 2006 at 10:59 am
If she got a boob job, then I’ve lost all my respect for her.
July 5th, 2006 at 10:12 pm
miss avril if u did get a boob job whatever thats your choice but you are the most gourgoues girl i have ever seen u do not need to do anything to look sexy.all i have to do is look at u and i am pleased
p.s like u good luck take care giiiirrrlllllll
July 11th, 2006 at 9:55 am
Avril is beautiful. i like her. Esp her v0ice. Shes the best. i have a little crush on her. Rainier of philippines [email protected]
August 25th, 2006 at 9:30 am
Hi I’m back in the hood…….and i hear avril got a boob job!!! My message to avril is that she didn’t need one.She’s hot enough as it is,but yeah if she wanted it i totally respect her decision.you go girl!!!Bye P.S. may i get your e~mail…………..please P.P.S. where did you get your lyrics from don’t tell me you made them up!!!I
November 24th, 2006 at 11:00 am
dude am i the only one who read this and got the important aspect of what is being said here
avril levigne is a stupid talentless piece of shit hack
she was never any good
she just rode in on the coattales of a half assed musical movement that stood very little chance (despite mtv pushing it like crack) in the first place
the bitch didnt even know who david bowie was
and were supposed to belive that she was a “born rocker” comeon
will someone just flush this bitch so we can all move on with our lives