Dukes of hazzard
I saw dukes of hazzard today. I liked it.
Here is what I didnt get out of it
1) never cried
2) i never felt sad, or distraught, nor did i relate my feelings to anything.
3) I never watched a character grow and I didnt learn any lessons that helped me grow as a person.
4) no one died terribly after a plane crash in the desert writing a final goodbye to his lover in the darkness in a cave.
5) There were two dudes in the film but they never drank any wine nor did they stop to ponder how life was like wine aging and changing over time.
In other words it wont win any oscars.
But I tell ya what i did get out of it:
I had a great fucking time. I saw some hot ass, I saw some cars getting crashed, I heard a bunch of good jokes, I saw some humor from all angles, at the expense of all kinds of people not just rednecks.
Sure I saw a rebel flag but i wasnt that offended, I think the duke boys dont see it the way a lot of other folks do.
Overall if i was the oscar committee I know who’d win one this year, just because i didnt feel SAD I did FEEL. I felt like I was having a great fucking time.
Go see it, tis hilarious. Leave your disbelief at the door. 
August 6th, 2005 at 12:50 am
As for Dukes of Hazzard…
Nothing has summed it up better than CNN’s review that “this flick is a car wreck with boobs.”
August 6th, 2005 at 1:15 am
Sean, I hear ya brother.
I tell ya what though there are three things in this world i like to see.
1) car wrecks
2) boobs.
so yeah. A+ in my book.