FHM’s 100 sexiest women 2006
The year? 2006.
The list? Top 100 sexiest women.
The problem? FHM has lost its goddamned mind.
The number one girl? are you ready for this?
Scarlet Johanson.
Now let me say that I thought she looked tolerable in that “lost in translation” film and certainly she’s probably better looking than a lot of women but… number 1? please. what in the fuck?
I mean yes, I know, this was from a reader poll and people who read FHM cant really be held accountable for taste, they read FHM afterall, but this woman does not deserve to be called “sexiest woman in the world.”
Lets forget that there are women with better bodies and faces and hair doing porn. Shit forget the fact that there is a girl with a better body sleeping in my fucking bed right now. Lets just focus on the women in hollywood.
What about Number 2 on the list? Angelina Jolie? HELLO? Nicer face, nicer hair, nicer body, nicer acting skills… + she’s a slut. Everyone loves that about her.
Number 3 was jessica alba? We probably dont even have to discuss what I think here, there is no way in fuck that scarlet can hold a candle to alba. Not a chance. None.
And the list just goes on and on. There are so many people who deserve this fucking title so much more it almost makes me throw up a little in my mouth.
Read more about the top 100 sexiest women for 2006 here, and while you’re there try and figure out how the fuck Kiera Knightly even gets work, considering she looks like she just crawled out of a concentration camp.
Yeah you read that you cant unread it.
Take some time out of your day and fucking view what a real vibrant, living, sexual creature really looks like. Start with someone like
Raven Riley, work your way up to Allison Angel, for a real blonde try this Met Art Layout.
set these plastic, fake, bullshit ugly and nasty hollywood wenches out of your mind and let your manhood tell you who the real sexiest woman of 2006 is 
I’ll bet you, when you do, you’ll find she’s not in hollywood at all but either in your bedroom if you’re lucky, or on your desktop if you’re not
