New Site Sponsor - The Fleshlight
The fleshlight. Surely if you’ve read all about the adult internet at this point you’ve heard of the bloody thing. I’ve seen banners on every site and message board in the nation. I’ve seen reviews and message board posts. I’ve even gotten first hand testimonial from a friend. I’ve never tried it, however 
So, I’ve wondered for a while what they’re like. I’ve wondered for a while if its true what people are saying. I mean I’ve never heard a negative review of the fleshlight in all the reading i’ve done. Not on a message board, not on a blog, no where. Just pure positive reviews for this male toy.
So I got to poking around the adult side of the internet. The webmaster side. I started asking friends of friends about the toy and how it sells and how to market it and eventually I found the ICQ number of the owner of the patent on this fucker.
This is what I learned:
1) it has become the number 1 selling male adult toy.
2) it has managed to beat out all other toys on search engines at this point. Case in point “male sex toys” and variations thereof get around only 15% of as many searches on the net as terms using the word “Fleshlight”. Stats from google and overture keyword placement tools are evident of this, try it on your own sometime.
3) people love fucking this thing.
So, do I get one? Do I order it? Do I post here what I think? What do you guys think? Should I grab a fleshlight and play into it? Is it really the ultimate in male masturbation? Its killing me inside.
I mean look at this thing:
It looks plowable to me. I mean shit it actually looks kinda sexy.
So I’m asking for feedback on this thing. If you’ve got one let me know. Thank god for the anonimity of the internet right? What kind should I get? The Lady? The Speed Bump?.
Hell I dunno! I need your help! 
August 1st, 2005 at 11:12 am
I have one of these things and i love it! I’ve actually gone through 2 sleeves in the past year. I started with the supertight and loved it but i eventually tore it after a good 200 hours of use
I decided it was a good excuse as any to try another type of sleeve so i got the anus one and a super ribbed one. The anus entry is so damned tight! the super ribbed felt great! I’m thinking now of getting one of the super wave ones.
Also you can get several sleeves at once and just use the basic canister that comes with it to exchange in and out so you dont have to buy a new canister and can try out all the sleeves you want. i’m thinking of doing that next time i order. I’ve used mine while surfing your site before lol.
August 1st, 2005 at 1:52 pm
I have a few clients who LOVE that thing. LOVE. ADORE. They use it while we’re on a call and go to town with it.
None of them have mentioned the anal one though…
they all recommend warming KY with it though..
Looks hot!
August 1st, 2005 at 2:29 pm
Cailey,
warming KY…. oh man. Ya know there are free samples of that you can get all over the place too…
when i get one of these things i’ll have to try that….
thanks for the feedback!
August 1st, 2005 at 2:36 pm
I was looking at these just this morning……. hmmmm…..
August 1st, 2005 at 5:29 pm
Absolutely, you should get one.
August 2nd, 2005 at 2:30 am
Fleshlights are *great*. I have 4 different inserts and two cases (one is see-thru for cam fun).
They’re not as good as a sexy, responsive woman, but better than some of the pussy I’ve had
August 2nd, 2005 at 2:36 am
btw: check out the forums at www.new.fleshlight.com/forums/ - lots of info, tips and fun too.