Paris Hilton Mad at Nichole Richie
Oh shit. stop the presses. STOP THE MOTHER FUCKING PRESSES. I was reading Naughty Witch and apparantly Paris Hilton has released an all important press release to let us know that Nichole Richie and her are on the outs. Read this fucking thing and try not to wretch at how much it disgusts you:
“It’s no big secret that Nicole and I are no longer friends,” Hilton said in a statement Wednesday. “Nicole knows what she did, and that’s all I’m ever going to say about it.”
OH SNAP, SON! BURN!!!!
John Stewart said it on the Daily Show better than I ever could. “Wow. The woman who was seen by the entire world fucking on night vision camera has decided to be coy in a press release.”
The irony here is incredible.
Now I have two major problems with this. I’ll go into both briefly so you can get to looking at the porn instead.
1) Who gives a shit. This is inane horse shit and when you fucking report this in the press it makes me want to vomit.
2) Whatever the fuck Nichole did is pretty stupid this is another example of young rich bitches catfighting. It doesnt matter anyways, whatever it was. I’m going to pretend she refused to eat her cunt. Mmmm… Cunt.
So, Paris, Shut up, show me your tits again, and then shut up. 
March 26th, 2006 at 8:31 pm
i agree nichole knows what she did..n i think that is really stupid of her..i like nichole but she shouldnt of did that..n she needs to eat alot more!!! SHES SO SKINNY!