President Bush Makes Annoying People On The Internet Illegal
in an amusing twist of weirdness, President Bush has signed into law a prohibition of annoying people over the internet anonymously.
Seriously.
Check it out here.
It’s no joke. Last Thursday, President Bush signed into law a prohibition on posting annoying Web messages or sending annoying e-mail messages without disclosing your true identity.
In other words, it’s OK to flame someone on a mailing list or in a blog as long as you do it under your real name. Thank Congress for small favors, I guess.
The ACLU, as you can imagine, is having a field day with this.
The use of the word ‘annoy’ is particularly problematic,” says Marv Johnson, legislative counsel for the American Civil Liberties Union. “What’s annoying to one person may not be annoying to someone else.”
So, is it annoying if I say that president bush is a fuckwad? A cockfaggot? Is it annoying if I say that He loves the penis and cant get enough penis and wants more penis? Would that annoy him?
AM I NOW A FELLON 
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No, because, I didnt do it anonymously. All my true info is on my whois anyways 
But, this does not lessen or increase the fact that president bush has an insatiable cocklust.
January 9th, 2006 at 8:42 pm
How do you know that President Bush has an insatiable cocklust??? Were you his fuck buddy last night?
January 9th, 2006 at 9:41 pm
Yes joesmith,
I’m not normally gay but when the president says “come let me suck your cock and balls” its pure “hail to the cheif”.
Last night I was balls deep in his throat and he gurgled me cum like it was water and cried when I lost my erection after orgasming down his mouthhole for the 10th time.
January 11th, 2006 at 12:41 am
Wow dude! Sounds like you’ve got some serious issues there, what with you fantasizing about face fucking the President and all….. Get some help. PLEASE!
January 11th, 2006 at 1:03 am
I got the best possible help in the world.
The presidents mouthole helps me stay sane