So you got a computer for christmas?
Welcome to the internet, at least, welcome to the porn side. its entirely possible that a good number of the new visitors we’re seeing this week are surfing the porn side of the net for the first time.
We’re glad to have you.
A few things you’ll want to remember while surfing this blog or other adult sites, however. Just a simple list of good ideas
1) Popups and Viruses are bad. Read this guide to learn how to never get them
2) High speed internet is definately worth the money, especially for porn. Porn movies are A+. waiting for porn pics to download is for shit.
3) learn to type 1 handed.
4) be careful about letting your kids near the thing. Trust me, they know how to find where you’ve been. Use some fucking child protection filters wont you?
5) Signup for Myspace and see if your son/daughter/wife/girlfriend is on there.. Also see if she’s a slut.
6) When you get tired of not getting laid, do something about it
7) remember that masturbation is healthy, clean fun. Its a great way to pass the time and its worth some hair on your palms.
8) given enough time every female celebrity’s tit will fall out. Trust me, it happens. Just keep checking back and we’ll let you know when it does.
9) one word: Fleshlight
10) its safe to use your credit card online. Its a lot safer than giving it to some fuckwit mexican waiter who has been in america for 3 days and let him run it up front in the resturant to pay your fucking bill. On the internet you’re just a series of numbers. In the resturant you’re the fuckwit who only tipped 9%.
January 5th, 2006 at 1:04 am
good to have ya back!
January 5th, 2006 at 4:41 am
It’s certainly safer than giving it in a restaurant that’s for sure…
I pay cash…
Seriously they should put this guide on the AOL welcome screen or something. It would certainly cut down on the… ahem… accidents
January 5th, 2006 at 2:09 pm
glad to be back brent