Strip Club Weirdness
So tonight I get a call from a good friend out of Oklahoma. She wants to bring her friends down and hang out here in fayetteville, maybe hit a strip club or whatever. I had a splitting headache and other plans but one of her friends got on the phone and told me to get my ass down there so I finally got dressed and headed out.
Usual deal at that club, the girl I was with was cuter than most of the dancers that night. One girl had a big sore on her ass. it was crazy.
So anyways at one point when the music was all quiet someone stood up and said “there sure are a lot of mexicans in here tonight.” and well before you know it fists were flying. Fucking crazy.
My first thought was “oh shit someone is getting shot” and my second was “Sex AND violence all in one place. THIS IS THE BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE.”
and the truth of the matter is? It was. something about fearing for my life made my dick just that much harder.
The highlight of the night though was when the lady i’d come with was getting some play from one of the dancers and they had a breast comparison contest. Yup. You cant make this shit up.
The lady I came with one by a mile too 
One girl there was really sweet, one of the strippers. She said she was new and told me her real name. She held my hand when I tipped her. She showed me her vagina and smiled. I like her a lot. I told her I’d come back in sometime during the week when it wasnt so busy if she’d like to talk a bit and she said that’d be real nice. I think I’ll have her pictures up on the site before the month is out so watch for em.
On the off chance the one girl with the nice butt reads this? Its called Preperation H. Get some. It has to be painful to sit on that shit.
