Superman Porn
I am going to go see the new superman returns flick today. I’m pretty excited about it, seeing it with a longtime friend.
It got me to thinking of superman porn, and yes, there is quite a bit of it out there. take a look:
Do you remember in SUPERMAN 2 with christorpher reeves, superman gave up his power to be with lois lane? I immediately thought, even as a kid, that this was because superman couldnt FUCK lois in the superman state. I presumed the man of steel would tear this woman of flesh to shreds.
I talked to my roomate yesterday and he said he doesnt think that’s the case. Hell, I dunno. He mentioned an essay by Lary Niven called “Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex“, which was an amusing read. IT doesnt answer the question though, whether or not he gave up his powers in the second movie just to get some earth cooter.
So what do you think? comment below 
July 1st, 2006 at 11:46 am
When he cums inside it’d definitely cause some internal bleeding.
July 2nd, 2006 at 3:31 pm
As it said in Mallrats: Superman’s sperm would go through Lois like a shotgun blast out her spine. He gets his powers from Earth’s yellow sun, and the only way he could fuck her without killing her is with a Kryptonite condom, which would kill him.
Even if he was to enpregnate Lois, if she were to get a suntan, the baby could kick her Uterus into the next room.
July 3rd, 2006 at 12:20 am
On the same note…I remember as a young teen watching Dragonball (some cartoon) about some alien race with superpowers coming to earth. Fits the same bill. Anyway…Both of these aliens had kids with earth women….
And the whole time I thought…This guy accidently breaks stuff because of his strength all the time, how does he have sex and not put the girl in the ER.