That Virgin Has Aids
When I was growing up way back in the ancient late 80’s and early 90’s, ‘virgin’ meant… well, virginal. Meaning pure, white, clean… nothing doing. Maybe a little second base 
Well, not so much these days. It seems that young adults define ‘virgin’ as ‘my penis hasnt been in a twat yet, just everywhere else.’
Now, this is fine and dandy for the young adults. Having your cake and eating it too so to speak. I’m all for it.
But, it looks like ‘virgins’ these days are likely to get more std’s. How likely? MORE Likely than non virgins.
According to Medical Watch Today:
Young adults who take virginity pledges as adolescents are as likely to be infected with sexually transmitted diseases as those who do not take virginity pledges, Yale and Columbia University researchers report in the March 18 issue of Journal of Adolescent Health.
The virginity pledges may even encourage higher risk sexual behavior among young adults, say study authors Hannah Brückner, assistant professor of sociology at Yale University and Peter Bearman, professor of sociology at Columbia University.
and of note:
Pledging may lead some young adults to engage in alternative sexual behaviors in order to preserve their virginity. Among virgins–those who have not had vaginal intercourse–male pledgers are four times more likely to have anal sex; male and female pledgers are six times more likely to have oral sex than non-pledgers. Condom use for anal sex is very low; for oral almost non-existent. Therefore, Brückner said, virgin pledger engagement in riskier behavior may be a factor in higher than expected STD rates.
I totally dont understand how you can be ‘virginal’ but still had a cock up your shitter. I’m only a ripe old age of 30 but even I knew that the shitter was a dangerous place especialy unprotected. I mean, if you’re having anal sex, you still need a condom.
So anyways, if a girl tells you she’s a virgin be careful! Wrap that rascal!
