Two jokes my brother told me
so this guy is walking down a dark alley and he hears this woman whisper ‘i’ll do anything you want for 20 dollars’.
so he ducks into that corner and starts fucking her up the ass and this cop comes along and shines a flashlight on them and he says “OFFICER DO YOU MIND I”M TRYING TO FUCK MY WIFE”
and the officer says ’sorry sir i didnt know it was your wife’ and he said ‘me either until you turned that fucking light on.’
the other joke:
benn afflek goes to the doctor and tells his doctor every time i look into the mirror i have this problem i get sexually arroused, and the doctor says oh well i know whats causing that you’re a big pussy.
well the way he told em was funny
