About
Boogie’s Porn blog is a website running the wordpress 1.5 blog script, which is free commercially to anyone who would like it. It is an assortment of random links to porn and adult related things, celebrity information, news, and random flash files and movies that catch this poor adult webmasters interest.
A little bit more about me and my blog:
Way back in 1492 there was a small village boy who lived in the american states of canada. He grew fava beans which he would trade to the local native indians for old nonworking PDA’s, which he would fix up and load porn onto, and trade for firewater. he was a full blown alcoholic by age 8, during the year which he recieved his first of 14 liver transplants.
After several years of organizing bukkake’s for the local eskimos he founded the city that is now known as Ottowa, deep in the heart of Arkansas. From there he invented immortality and Bukkake porn which he would both horde and sell to the japanese in that order.
His great grandson, Boogie the 13th, was born in the hills of virginia where he learned how to use the computer net and to this day helps lonely souls like yourself find interesting news and lunacy on the internet, mostly by linking to random things he finds amusing. He lives the average life of a pornographer, masturbating 114 times a day, and eating cheetos. His dick grows a bright orange when near a ovulating vagina and he likes to pretend he has tourettes when in fact he does not.
An avid star wars collector, he hopes one day to retire by selling Chewbakka McDonalds plastic cups shortly after George Lucas is assasinated for releasing the 91st Star Wars DVD, (Ultra Mega Letterbox Edition, in holographic form).
He currently resides in a small apartment in arkansas which he despises, with a roomate he is not sexually attracted to. You can find him most days praying that god strikes him dead in his sleep and enjoying adult entertainment.
