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One of my webmaster friends showed me his latest blog this morning.. its all about squirting porn.
One of the very first things I saw, of course, was this amazing image. If you’ve ever doubted the ‘truth’ behind squirting porn… doubt no further.
if this is urine she needs to see a doctor lol

I’m […]

A parody of 1950 educational and goverment propaganda videos.

The porn song by Sarah Silverman. You’re gonna love this. Its a bit insulting to your average porn femette though, but still very funny and sarah silverman is all about OFFENDING people. this one will offend most porn stars

Love video games? Love RETRO games like i do? Then nothing sexier than seeing hot women posing with obselete gameware.
The good folks over at destructoid have a new installment of their “Nerdcore” series, which displays exactly that. You know I love it, so I have to share. take a look:

You can […]

Yeah. I know, I know. It was bad enough when kid rock had a sex tape… but now Screech from saved by the bell (Dustin Diamond) has his own sex tape.
Its unbelievably graphic.
And its in the hands of the number 1 celebrity sex tape distrubiter, David Hans Schmidt. Responsible for them all, […]

My friend greg says you have to see this shit.

I heard he had like thirty goddamned dicks.

Since i am white and nerdy…
and weird al is white and nerdy…
and riding dirty is viral…
well anyways shut up. I know it aint porn but enjoy it anyways, freaks.

Like worlds of warcraft?
Like porn?
You’re in luck, cause here is some worlds of warcraft porn.
WoW
WoW blowjob video:

and of course the world’s of warcraft nude patch:

These are hilarious if you’ve played magic. Probably not if you’ve never heard of magic the gathering. But here are some porn magic cards I’ve made. Yes i’m weird shut up.

this candid snapshot I took of god earlier today using my nifty jesuscam-2020 shows that the one true lord has great taste in porn.

and why SHOULDNT god like looking at porn? he invented the naked female frame, cant imagine he made something he doesnt like looking at.

Not much to report right now. Things are going well in my own life, after that nasty few weeks. I’m glad.
Not a lot happening on the political front either. They’re being quiet… too quiet
Other than the idiot library masturbator (find him in the film below) being sentenced in […]

We’ve talked for a while last week about an incredible young girl named Liz Vicious. The response has been overwhelming. People have emailed us begging for passwords, asking for her ICQ and MYSPACE info… I’ve loved it.
She’s incredible isnt she? Lets take another look. Click on the pics to be taken […]

I have recieved both ICQ’s and emails asking about my recent obsession with my Fleshlights. I wanted to answer that today if I can.
I was in a serious relationship with a very loving girl who loved sex for the past 8 months and well… it ended, unfortunately.
So, after a week or so I […]

Oh fleshlight. Is there anything you cant do?
oh yeah, fix me dinner.
This may load slow but its worth it:

Why dont you own a fleshlight yet, anyways?

Lets take another dip into the porn mailbag and see what I’ve gotten over the past few weeks.
thomas wrote:
i love your porn send me some please i look foward to it and i mainly like the boobs and girls doin spready’s thanks
yours truley thomas
I’m glad you like the site, thomas, but… I’m not even sure […]

I saw this over at an adult forum I read every day. No clue about its source.
read the list after the bump:

10 Worst Blowjob Mistakes
The number one blowjob mistake: letting your teeth hit his cock. We can’t stress this enough. Ask any guy and he’ll tell you again and again: nothing is worse than […]

A wife, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband, “I look horrible; My tits sag, My tummy’s fat and my butt’s too big. Pay me a compliment”.
The husband replies, “Well, your eyesight is perfect!”

Since so many people seemed to be confused about net neutrality and are unwilling to read Save The Internet I have created a small illustration that will help sum things up for you:

Yup. A radio DJ was fired for dressing too sexily while on the air.
Let that set in for a moment.
SPOILER: NO ONE CAN FUCKING SEE HER ITS RADIO.
source: Female DJ Fired for dressing too sexy
She said: “My boss told me that my skirts were too short and my tops too low.
“But I don’t understand […]