I’m here to grow tits and chew bubble gum…
Naugty Witch posted a pretty weird article today….
Women in Japan are going mad for a new type of chewing gum that promises to give their breasts a lift.
The product also claims to help improve circulation, tackle stress and combat the effects of aging.
Despite costing around £10 for 200 pieces (25 dollars us), the company behind the new gum says it has been inundated with orders from body-conscious Tokyo women.
Read the rest of the article Here, or you can find a much better article about it Here
and hey if you know a little japanese you can see the products website at b2up I think…
look ladies, there are a hell of a lot easier way to get bigger breasts than chewing gum all fucking day. (which, btw, is a stupid delivery system as opposed to popping pills. Pills sit in the small intestines and are released in the system over time, just like any other food)
Save up for surgery. and no I dont mean that cheap jackass who charges 1500 down at the end of the block either. I mean a real surgeon, at a real price, who has performed hundreds of operations and will take good care of you. Not the local quack in your small shit town of 5000 people.
if you want big breasts, get surgery, get a reasonable upgrade (not huge and stretch out your skin) and get the under the armpits version if you can. The cost is irrelevent to what looks good, feels good, and works.
Ultimately, if you’re comfortable with your own breast size, who cares right? find someone who loves you for what you got. 
If you absolutely have to try something like this try an herbal supplement like this one. At least I get a little comission if you order online.
plus it doesnt make any outrageous claims like ‘combats aging’ or ‘helps circulation’ or ‘jesus will personally come lick your nips a bit’ or whatever.
As you can tell i’m a real speculative when it comes to this herbal supplement shit. But then again my doctor has me taking an aspirin and a multivitamen each day, and i do it, so what the fuck do i know? It seems to help
