oh no! I’m stuck on africa!
Any of you good folks who have visited my contact page know that I’ve got a subscription to all of the different chat programs. I use yahoo as well, and I use all of thse programs via one actual program called Trillian.
Well I dont get spammed on MSN, ICQ, or AOL. Just yahoo. But yahoo makes up for it by getting me about 900 spam messages a day. They vary wildly.
Some folks claim that they’ve seen your personal, even if you dont have one. They claim your’e super compatibale even though they cant answer any personal questions. They often talk in an exact script or they use broken english. Sometimes they are a computer bot that does it and spams a URL and sometimes its a real person.
I often am very mean to these people. I dont know why, its just second nature to me. I’ve told them to die, or to die slowly. sometimes I tell them to die painfully. sometimes I tell them to go fuck themselves, or alternatively, to do something demeaning to themselves first and THEN go fuck themselves, then follow it up with death.
I woke up to no less than THREE spam messages this morning, all from 3 people who have ’seen my profile’ and think that we’re ‘very compatible’ and that they went to africa for varying reasons and are now ’stuck without the money to get back to’ well, different parts of the US.
My reply has been the same to all three. Stay in africa and get aids and die you cocksuckers.
Does this make me a bad person? If it does, who gives a shit.
I’m just saying it sure seems to be an insurmountable amount of attractive white women getting trapped in africa. My advice? dont go there if you dont have a round trip ticket.
August 21st, 2005 at 11:17 pm
I was researching the Africa thing for one of my clients who is having to get rid of yahoo.. and that’s the only way we chitchat in between calls..
I know it takes a fuckload of time to do it, but report it to AOL… That’ll help uber amounts.