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Hey, to my friend larry, I know your name wasnt on that raven riley fansign so I wanted to make it up to you

So let Kat Vixen keep ya warm tonight.

Love video games? Love RETRO games like i do? Then nothing sexier than seeing hot women posing with obselete gameware.
The good folks over at destructoid have a new installment of their “Nerdcore” series, which displays exactly that. You know I love it, so I have to share. take a look:

You can […]

Yeah. I know, I know. It was bad enough when kid rock had a sex tape… but now Screech from saved by the bell (Dustin Diamond) has his own sex tape.
Its unbelievably graphic.
And its in the hands of the number 1 celebrity sex tape distrubiter, David Hans Schmidt. Responsible for them all, […]

Since i am white and nerdy…
and weird al is white and nerdy…
and riding dirty is viral…
well anyways shut up. I know it aint porn but enjoy it anyways, freaks.

Like worlds of warcraft?
Like porn?
You’re in luck, cause here is some worlds of warcraft porn.
WoW
WoW blowjob video:

and of course the world’s of warcraft nude patch:

These are hilarious if you’ve played magic. Probably not if you’ve never heard of magic the gathering. But here are some porn magic cards I’ve made. Yes i’m weird shut up.

I have recieved both ICQ’s and emails asking about my recent obsession with my Fleshlights. I wanted to answer that today if I can.
I was in a serious relationship with a very loving girl who loved sex for the past 8 months and well… it ended, unfortunately.
So, after a week or so I […]

Since so many people seemed to be confused about net neutrality and are unwilling to read Save The Internet I have created a small illustration that will help sum things up for you:

dont know much about net neutrality?
here is the short and thick of it.
1) The Telecoms come up with the “Cope Act” (Communications Opportunity, Promotion and Enhancement Act) which will make them more money and allow them to install “TOLL” lanes on the information superhighway.
Instead of a free, fair, everyone gets charged the same deal system… […]

I actually have recieved a few comments in the past few days about “too much news” and “not enough porn” and as always I want to remind those of you who may not already know that I do have a place where you can get about 3,850 (at current count) links to free porn sites. […]

Welcome to what I hope is a new series for the good folks who love High Definition porn and have the internet broadband to enjoy such HD porn offerings.
This weeks offer comes from the good folks at MC Nudes, who have created a trailer to show you just how much they’ve improved their videos. […]

Boogie-blog is one of the few high volume blogs out there that still allows users to comment, which in a way is a shame because so few viewers take the time to do so (1:2000 or so).
However, this lack of comment activity is quickly made up for by the eleven million comment spam bots who […]

Yup. A radio DJ was fired for dressing too sexily while on the air.
Let that set in for a moment.
SPOILER: NO ONE CAN FUCKING SEE HER ITS RADIO.
source: Female DJ Fired for dressing too sexy
She said: “My boss told me that my skirts were too short and my tops too low.
“But I don’t understand […]

It has been brought to my attention that Kari Byron really doesnt look as good in those FHM shots as she does just… being kari byron.
Many people have pointed out this shot of Kari Byron with balloons from that baloon episode of mythbusters where they lifted a kid on a billion helium balloons […]

Got another email today from someoen thanking me about showing them the fleshlight. Our site is responsible for about 50 sales on the thing, so, I’m pretty glad that I’m sharing the love (pun intended)
The Fleshlight is of course the number one MALE adult toy. I know, i know, you’ve tried other toys […]

So…. maybe you havent heard of the game Oblivion, because you’re not into games (or you are otherwise amish) and perhaps you havent heard about the PC only mod that allows you to play Topless Female Characters, displaying the premade nipple textures made by the artists who created the skins for the game.
Recently the good […]

I took a week off. so fucking sue me. My girlfriend moving in and taking care of other shit plus playing The Elder Scrolls: OBLIVION kept me from blogging. Cry me a river.
Btw, about Oblivion, yes there is nude content via GTA: San Andreas. Want to see the girl […]

just to further prove that tom cruise has lost his goddamned mind, he said this;
The actor, 43 — who wants her to give birth in silence according to his Scientology cult rules — said: “I’m gonna eat the placenta, too.
“I thought that would be good. Very nutritious. I’m going to eat the cord and the […]

holy jesus jumping megachrist.
Facebook.com Offered 750 million for site. turns it down via Businessweek online.
Facebook, the Web site where students around the world socialize and swap information, has put itself on the block, BusinessWeek Online has learned. The owners of the privately held company have turned down a $750 million offer and hope to […]