Life Advice from Boogie
Here is a simple flowchart for you to follow to help you in your relationships in life.
Problem: My girlfriend is crazy.
Solution:
1) all women are crazy. Determine how crazy your woman is. use this friendly scale to determine her insanity level
1 - angelina jolie
10 - lorena bobbet
If she’s closer to angelina jolie who only cuts herself and cary’s viles of blood on herself, you’ve found a good one.
If she cuts off your penis and throws it into a field you have a bad one.
The lower she is on the scale the longer you can hang out with her.
2) bang her until she cuts off your dick and throws it into a field.
Now, this view may seem somewhat misogonistic so let me say that there are in fact women in this world who are not crazy, but you’ll never be lucky enough to find one. But they are out there (and they’re mostly short and redheaded).
:)
September 12th, 2006 at 2:55 am
Logic similar to my own.
I have come to the belief that there are only two kinds of people in most of the Westren World. a) The Crazy: Crazy people know when they are being crazy and admit it. b) The Insane: Insane people spend their time, their money, their faith and their energy, trying to convince people that they are not crazy.
But gurls iz Nutz!
girls make boys stupid, women make men great